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May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please shut up?
I repeat will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here
You all act like you've never heard a white person before
his rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hardcore
Marshal Mathers back worse than before
Making us snore, whining in the microphone
It's the return of the oh wait no wait, you're a fool
You didn't pay money for the CD did you?
And Dr. Dre did, everything you idiot
Without Dre's beat beds you're as good as dead
The world's had enough of Eminem
Chicky chicky, even his girlfriend's cheating on him
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting all cool, But he's really kind of week though
Lil twit blasts me on his new CD
Why? Cuz I turned him down for a date hehe
And as for the question who came first?
Was it Carson Daly or Fred Durst?
Well I'm sorry Shady this is gonna hurt,
They both came closer than you ever will, jerk!
Your song is on my nerves, you song is on my nerves
You're kind of lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve
That's the message I deliver to little kids
You can be famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're going to like you, of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Shroder on silver spoons
You ain't nothing but a product, packaged to be bought up
You know a year from now you won't even be thought of
So you're right about dead animals and cannibals
Someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women just like me
That think like me, that all can see that slim shady
Is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me
You're slim shady, yes you're the real shade
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up
You're slim shady, yes you're the real shade
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up
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